YOU ARE BORED AF FROM DRY SPIRITUAL TEXTBOOKS AND LACKLUSTER MAGICAL PRACTICES
Bored from buying heaps of spiritual/mindset textbooks and leaving them unfinished
Bored from being treated like a naughty child by said textbooks, that keep telling you what to do and what not to do
Bored from all the busy work that Witchcraft seems to involve, according to most people
Bored from joining spiritual/witch groups on the internet regurgitating the same old ideas and being judgmental af
Bored from getting bored from your spiritual practice because it feels like someone else's
YOU ARE BORED FROM NOT SEEING RESULTS TO YOUR MANIFESTATIONS, SCARED OF DOING THE ''WRONG THING'', TIRED OF NOT TRUSTING YOUR INTUITION
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THAT FEELS!
I have always known I was meant to be a Witch, living a Magical life wearing Victorian dresses, hosting frivolous tea parties, meeting people like me all around the world, living in a place full of Magical ancient houses to visit whenever I want.
I never thought this would be possible for me, coming from a tiny poor country in Eastern Europe.
Besides - what does Witchcraft have to do with Victorian dresses and frivolities? Aren't witches supposed to be unassuming, nature-focused and not care about outward expressions of such kind?
AS I TRIED TO DISCOVER MY PRACTICE, I MADE ALL THE MISTAKES.
I did not realise that Magic comes from ME.
That it is whatever I say it is.
That it gets to be FUN, delicious, exciting, sexy, frivolous, poetic, artsy, REAL LIFE STUFF. Most importantly, I lacked the confidence to claim my truth, to show up in the world as a WITCH in fear of being judged, misunderstood, laughed at.
IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS EVERY DAY, TO FEEL LIKE YOUR MAGIC IS FINALLY WORKING
TO STOP CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR FULFILLMENT, BUT FEEL THE FAMED TRUST THAT EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN YOU (AND FOR IT TO STOP BEING JUST A NICE QUOTE AND HAVE IT TURN INTO YOUR REALITY)
How would it feel like to be calm, happy and energised by your practice instead of drained and, well, BORED
How would it feel like to trust that your magic is working it's way in the world without needing to push, worry and stress about it
How would it feel like to have confidence in your abilities and move through the world exactly as you are, no masks, no pretense
How would it feel like to flaunt your weirdness instead of hiding it
How would it feel like to wake up every morning knowing you get to be exactly who you are
''BUT WHAT EXACTLY CAN YOU TEACH ME? I ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO, I'M JUST NOT DOING IT. I JUST NEED TO WORK HARDER. BESIDES I'M NOT INTO VICTORIANS. HOW ARE YOU A WITCH ANYWAY? WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO''
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING SUCH AND SIMILAR THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW...
I live this life right now, and my life is my Magical Practice.
I transformed my life through deep Shadow work, Priestess work, Venus work and many other modalities.
When I worked my boring job at an office, completely devoid of all magic, I never believed my life could be any different. I dreamed, but I never dared to hope that anything could change.
I had no trust in myself, no power, and I had succumbed to my insecurities. I was deeply depressed, suicidal and knew there must be something wrong with me - being neurodivergent, an introvert, and a naturally lazy person.
Fast forward four years, and I am actually living the life of my dreams. I have managed to work with my natural rhythms to my advantage.
I managed to change my career to a work in a museum, where I got to wear Regency dresses to my actual JOB.
And in my spare time I created The Victorian Witch - my little frivolous witchcraft hub where I inspire others to flaunt their weirdness and embrace the Witches they were always meant to be.
I did all this by going INWARD. By learning to BE, not DO. I learned through period dramas, history books and poetry, not boring self-help books.
By embracing ALL that is ME I was able to create all this.
AND I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MAGIC IN MY NEW OFFERING
HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN:
I am going to be guiding you through the five archetypes in my Victorian Witch framework, so you get to TRULY, DEEPLY and FULLY connect to yourself and your Magic in ways you never have before.
(no you don't need to have such affinity for Victorians and history like me, you just need to trust the process and have FUN)
THE FIVE ARCHETYPES
The Debutante
To begin with, you will connect to that young, bright-eyed creature full of hopes, dreams and ideas about how the world is supposed to be. You will remember what it was like to be her, before the world crushed all those hopes to dust. You will be led in deep exploration of remembrance, forgiveness and connection in order to deeply heal and learn to trust your intuition and that your world is always taking care of you.
The Good Wife
You will learn to love, forgive and accept yourself for all the years you spent pretending to be someone else, trying to please everyone but yourself, doing all you could for others, trying to adhere to impossible standards. You will learn to find strength and confidence in yourself, draw boundaries, learn to say ''no'' and stop feeling invisible.
The Madwoman in the Attic
You will learn about the Dark night of the Soul, how to hold yourself and be kind to yourself when you just can't deal with life anymore, and do some potent work with your Shadow self in order to be reborn and find beauty and healing in those dark places you previously avoided
The Harlot
From Madvoman to Harlot is where the deepest and most confronting but also most potent work is done. You will learn how to truly not give a f*ck about anything that isn't your Soul's essence, how to flaunt your unique Magic confidently and surely, no matter what names would anyone call you. You will be given powerful tools to embody your Magic, honour your true wants and needs, and TRUST that you are co-creating with the Universe at all times.
The Witch
Even though you're perfectly well being a Harlot, The Witch is someone who is called to help, heal, teach others - and do strange Magic for the sake of Magic. Find out what kind of Witch you are called to be!
I HAVE HELPED MANY WITCHES FIND THEIR MAGIC:
WHAT'S INCLUDED:
The facebook group will be there indefinitely and you will be able to re-take the course for free any time I decide to do a live round! You pay once and get all perks forever!
BONUSES:
MORE EPIC LOVE FROM THE WITCHES:
READY TO QUIT THE BOREDOM OF YOUR PRACTICE AND STEP INTO A WORLD OF POETRY, FUN AND FRIVOLITY?
I AM OFFERING THIS EXPERIENCE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, SO I AM LOOKING FOR FOUNDING PARTICIPANTS AT A BETA PRICE, MAKING THIS SUPER AFFORDABLE
THE REGISTRATION IS OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY THE 16TH OF DECEMBER!
WHEN I RE-LAUNCH THIS COURSE SOMETIME NEXT YEAR, THE PRICE WILL BE MUCH HIGHER!
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS:
Q: When does the course start? What are the logistics?
A: The first module will drop on 19th of December, and I will keep dropping the content weekly until it is done.
Q: Christmas period is very busy, and I'm not sure if I will have time to do loads of stuff...
A: I intend for this course to be done in your own time. There will be nothing to miss, seeing as all modules are written/recorded. Also it's supposed to be a FUN ADVENTURE, you won't have to DO lots of stuff, remember - I'm all for DOING as little as possible. Modules are there to inspire you and open up your imagination, they are not meant to be a chore.
Q: Will I have to show up live for anything?
A: The main part of the experience will be the Facebook community, in which I will experiment by going live, dropping nuggets, hosting experiences. You won't ever have to feel like you are ''missing anything''. Yes, I will be releasing content weekly, but that doesn't mean you have to DO anything as it comes out.
Q: I don't consider myself ''witchy'' in regular sense, as in I don't have altars, I don't celebrate Sabbats and I'm not in tune with the moon. Can I still do this?
A: As I have explained above, there's nothing you need to ''do'' to be a Witch. Some of the most powerful Witches I know never even do Magic. Being a Witch is all about creating your life in accordance to your soul's truth, that is all. If you feel called to this truth, this experience is for you.
Q: I am just so scared that I won't have the time, I will forget about it, and won't be able to use the material to it's full potential, I am doing so many things at once...
A: Dearest, I created this experience specifically for you! So you would finally find peace from doing ALL THE THINGS and stop feeling like you need something external to validate you. No, technically you don't NEED this course, like you don't NEED most things. This is purely for FUN and the fact that you WANT it. And if you do, you already KNOW it's for you. Even if you don't DO all the things, you will gain exactly what you need from it. Trust yourself with this.
It's literally a course about your life as a Magical experience, with ALL OF IT being something you choose, not a chore to go back to. Feel into that truth, see what happens and what your intuition says! You never have to COMPLETE EVERYTHING to gain life-changing a-ha moments from any experience.
IF YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH ALL THAT, AND FIND YOURSELF HERE... YOU ARE CLEARLY CRAVING THIS
What if Magic really CAN do all that I say and more?
What if you really CAN significantly improve your life, health, relationships, financial state and peace of mind by surrendering into the truth that you are a Magical Being in your essence?
What if you really DON'T have to do boring rituals that you don't vibe with to wield Magic in your life?
What if your personal and professional Self can be the same, and it would be possible to gain confidence to never have to PRETEND to be someone else at work, with family members, in social settings?
What if you decided to trust the crazy Victorian lady and accepted the fact that you are naturally Magical, and your dreams are possible?
YOU DON'T ''NEED'' ANY EXTERNAL THING TO FULFILL AND COMPLETE YOU... BUT IF YOU WANT SOME HELP WITH DEEPENING INTO YOURSELF AND YOUR INTUITION, THIS EXPERIENCE IS FOR YOU!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU INSIDE!